Here are a couple conversations that had me shaking my head and hoping they don’t ask any more questions…
Keilah: Look, mommy. Kealoha gave me a ring. Max gave it to her.
Kealoha: It wasn’t from Max. It was from Bruno.
Me: Is Max your boyfriend? (trying to gauge where she’s at)
Kealoha: No! Boyfriends are for grown-ups.
Me: And when are you grown-up?
Kealoha: When I’m 30! That’s when I can have a boyfriend. (Their dad’s brainwashing, er… I mean, suggestion)
Keilah: Mommy, how old were you when you met daddy?
Me: 15
Keilah: (thinking….) Hmmm, so, you’ve known each other for 17 years?
me: yes. (hoping there will be no more questions.)
Keilah: So, were you just friends then because you were so young?
me: yup. (I could see her head churning. But thankfully, she didn’t ask any more questions!:))
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We went to two malls today looking for a specific present. Apparently, Keilah saw a Santa at each mall.
So she deduces: “Hmmm, there was a Santa at the other mall. And now, there’s a Santa here. One of them must be an impostor! Huh, mommy?” (Did I mention she loves mystery books?)
me: What do you think? (my favorite question when I don’t really want to answer…)
Keilah: Yeah, one of them has to be an impostor! There can’t be two of them!
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